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Jon Hamm finally goes back to tight jeans, with his lovely bulge on display

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Maybe I’m being self-absorbed (surprising), however I do assume I’m partially to blame for the recent lack of sightings of our liked Hamm Dong. Not that Jon Hamm hasn’t been around – he has. He’s been filming motion pictures and going to film fairs and all of that just right stuff. But it’s been months since we’ve observed him in a tight pair of denims, with his superb bulge on display. I believe any individual instructed The Hamm that there was an internet sensation (now not just on this site) when other people began discovering that he incessantly free-balls it, or that The Hamm Dong is simply too large to be encased in a couple of jeans. I believe The Hamm attempted to downplay his bulge so we'd center of attention on his artwork. We can do both, Jon!

Maybe last night he just didn’t feel like wearing saggy pants. Maybe The Hamm simply felt like giving us slightly style (OMG, my biscuits simply screamed “YES!”) of what we’ve been missing. I don’t know. All I know is that it’s glorious to see our beloved Hamm Dong once again in a tight pair of pants. Also: he shaved! He’s been wearing a beard for months, but I believe he most likely had to shave for Mad Men, which is filming now. Added bonus: his girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt used to be nowhere around final evening! Huzzah!

By the way in which, did you hear in regards to the promoting scholars who are trying to create a viral campaign to get Don Draper to ship the commencement at their graduation? Not The Hamm – they would like The Draper. You can read more about it here.

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Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

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Tandra Barner

Update: 2024-05-09